Where is said water??

Last weekend we were hanging out with some friends from college and it came up that one couple was about to have a baby. Someone commented that lots of people seemed to be getting pregnant lately and it must be in the water. It took every ounce of self control to not say, "Where can I get this alleged baby making water?"

It seems way easier to drink some water than to give yourself three shots each day. Surely this water is covered by my insurance since it has to be cheaper than the liquid gold filling my Gonal-F pen, right?