Out of the mouths of 7th graders...

So today I was observing a teacher. I'm sitting in the back of the classroom with my notepad. One of my 7th grade cheerleaders is in the class. She leans over and asks me....

Alex: Are you one month pregnant yet?
Me: Well, actually I'm almost 4.

Poor thing she looked so shocked. I just had to laugh. It wasn't the time or the place to explain that by the time you find out your pregnant you are pretty much already 1 month pregnant.
I did tell my girls right after Thanksgiving though and I guess it never occurred to her that I was pregnant for a while before I told the cheerleading squad. Gotta love 7th grade.